Happy Birthday, happy birthday Happy Birthday dear (insert the name of your beloved one here) Happy Birthday to you!
Everybody has a birthday, this means that everyone that you know is worthy of celebration every year. Okay, it’s an over-the-top amount. However there are plenty of people to top a cake with candles!
Birthdays can be a challenge since like we said, everybody has one! Include a memorable message to make your birthday card special and individual.
Here’s a list of hilarious ways to let people who matter to you know that you thought of them (and were happy to celebrate) their birthdays with smiles! No matter if you’re trying to make your family member or a lover, a friend or a coworker giggle We’ve got you covered with these hilarious birthday card messages below!
Mom My issues stem from you, and I would have it no different way! Happy Birthday!
Moth – err: (noun) Cheap therapist and the best friend. Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Birthday to a mom who has the most amazing son or daughter in the entire world!
I received it from my mom Absolutely amazing!
Happy birthday, Mom! Thank you for your constant support and your beautiful looks! I’m not sure what I would do without you!
The A-llama is sounded! Today, we’re celebrating Mama! We thank you so much for being the best joyful and compassionate person I’ve ever had in my life. You’re amazing!
Funny Birthday Messages for Dad
I think that being a parent is an amazing gift. You’ve got lucky! Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day! Let you catch all the fishyou can, sip every drop of your beer and take on whatever dad is on your mind!
Dad, thank you for sharing your genetic heritage. We’re both so amazing!
It’s not necessary to tell jokes about your age at the time of your birthday. It’s no longer funny! Happy birthday, old man.
Dad, this is going be amazing! This isn’t your dad’s birthday celebration, if you know what I’m talking about. It’s mine! Get it? (I believe I’ve got all some dad-related jokes!)
Thanks for the support, Dad! Happy Beer-th Day! Take a sip for me.
Funny Birthday Messages to Brothers and Sisters
Happy Birthday, sis! Thank you for getting beyond that embarrassing stage you went through.
Even in the event that you weren’t my one sister, you’d likely remain my top choice! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, bro! Don’t forget to remind me that I’ll be there if you fall, to help you up, but only after I’ve finished laughing!
Thank you for being the Most Perfect Brother! I love you so much!
Congratulations and happy birthday! You’re the eldest you’ve ever been, which is impressive.
Funny Birthday Wishes to Step-Mom/Dad/Siblings
My Happy Birthday! wickedly cool stepmom!
I’m so grateful that you have stepped into my heart! Happy Father’s Day!
Happy birthday to my brother who is from a different mother!
My sister is celebrating her birthday from a different mister!
Funny Birthday Wishes to Aunt/Uncle
Nine out of 10 females receive their amazingness via their mother! Thank you Auntie for the birthday wishes!
Aunt, how are you pleased that I didn’t forget about your Birthday this time around?
Happy Birthday! Thank you for fulfilling your promise being your Fun Uncle!
Sir, you are an awesome uncle. Three cheers for great uncles! Hip Hip HOOOO!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Grandma/Grandpa/Grandpa
The world is in need of more sweet grandmothers like you. Grandchildren shouldn’t be spoiled!
Grandma, you’re a wonderful person. Thank you for always providing me with all the things mom said I wouldn’t get!
I love that we don’t need to shout publicly that I’m the favourite grandchild, and you’re my absolute favorite grandpa. Happy birthday to you on this birthday!
It’s been scientifically proven that people who are more birthday-related have longer lives. Look at your grandpa! go!
You’re not that old, you’re timeless! Congratulations on your birthday Grandpa!
Funny Birthday Messages to Husband/Wife/Boyfriend/Girlfriend
There aren’t any cakes to your birthday cake since all your desires were realized on the day you first met me!
I’d be willing to walk through flames for you! Perhaps not fire, but that is a bit risky but it’s a humid space. Perhaps it’s a little humid due to my hair. In any case I love you so greatly. Happy Birthday!
I like your smile! Happy Birthday!
Congratulations! I got you a super special, limited-edition, present. Surprise! It’s me.
Intelligent, funny and hot as a molly. Oh that’s enough about me! Happy Birthday!
You can make any wish, you’re celebrating your birthday! But what else could you possibly want? I’m here for you. It’s a joke, but I hope every birthday wish you have will come true!
The words from Dwight Schrute, “I just would like to have a conversation with you and an more. Also I am in love with you!” Thank you for being my best friend, and much more. Happy Birthday! Dundie award is yours!
Funny Birthday Messages to a Co-Worker
A free birthday cake for you at work! Also, Happy Birthday!
I remember your birthday! (Without using Facebook!)
Making Happy Birthday songs is probably the best work I’ve ever done in a week!
Happy birthday to one of those rare people who I can manage to
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Funny Birthday Messages for Boss
Boss, to honor your birthday, we’re having a day off to be happy!
You’re not boss over me! Okay, fine. Whatever. Happy Birthday!
2 Things to remember on your Birthday: 1.) Don’t think about the past because you can’t alter it. 2.) Don’t think about the present. I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
Happy agingas a boss!
Funny Birthday Messages for the best friend
This is your day! It could continue for long periods of time…
We’ll be friends for the rest of our lives! I know you too well already. Happy Birthday!
Wine and age: two aspects which shouldn’t be considered today.
We’ve been close friends for so long I’m not even able to remember which of us is the one who has the negative influence. Happy Birthday!
I was aware of your birthday, but not before Facebook even let me know. You must be quite special!
The good news is that you’re a year older! The bad news is that it’s all downwards from now on. It’s a happy birthday to me, believe? 🙂
Go to go, go my dear friend, it’s your birthday! We’re going to party… Oh, I we got lost! Here’s to birthday celebrations from the past and present!
Funny Birthday Wishes for your Barista You Know Too Well
Words cannot express how important your friendship is to me!
If you’re ever doubting your abilities do not forget that BREW can do it! Happy Birthday!
Thank you for making an amazing beverage! Happy Birthday!
I’ll try my best to always have room for you within my daily routine! Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Messages for Roommate
I’m glad you were born. My life would have been utterly dull without your presence!
Happy Birthday! Your age isn’t old but neither are you getting any older!
Do not forget to take care to wash your dishes. Happy Birthday! Love your (sometimes annoyed) roommate
I’d take a swim in the ocean for you! (Just kidding. There’s likely sharks there. However, it’s the thought that is important.)
Funny Birthday Messages for Pet Owners of Dogs, Cats or Other Pets
I hope you enjoy a wonderful day! I’ll always be awestruck by you!
We wish this cute cat a scrumptious birthday full of mice napping, and scratches.
Happy Birthday Bun! Don’t forget that a bunny loves you!
Who’s ready to purr? !
Birthday Jokes for children
Was there anything the tigers tell her cub on the day of his birthday? It’s the roar of his birthday! Celebrate your birthday with a wild celebration.
What was the reason why the cupcake went to the doctor’s appointment? It was swollen and tense.
Did the teddy bear really want cake for his birthday? It wasn’t, he was just stuffed.
Which kind of cakes would ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.
What do turtles do for his birthday? Shell-ebrates.
Every kid enjoys a fun birthday joke! Although kids might not enjoy a sentimental message on the form of a gorgeous birthday card, they do appreciate the fun of a pop-up! Check out our Kids Cards Variety to learn more.
Birthday Jokes for adults
Why do candles love birthdays? They love to be lit.
What is the best way for pickles to celebrate birthdays? They are happy!
How do you tell you’re getting older? When you start complaining about “the kids of today”!
The party doesn’t start…until you enter!
What did the grape’s words say to his guests at his birthday celebration? Eat drinks, eat, and just be a berry.
50th Birthday Jokes
You’re not old. You’re just old.
Do you have anything you the dinosaur share in common? Both are prehistoric!
You’re maturing like a great wine So let’s celebrate by drinking an entire glass!
Do you feel like a historical relic that has been encased in the past? Because you never age!
It’s possible that you’re a bit older however, you smell very new to me!
There’s nothing better than a humorous birthday gift to get someone you love laugh! We’ve got only one of them”Happy Birthday” to an old Fart Pop-Up Card will always guarantee an amusing laugh.
Dad’s Birthday Jokes
There are people who never get older. You’re one of them. Ask mom if you don’t believe me!
Dad, you’re me, my driver as well as my account at the bank combined into one person. This is why I am so grateful for you! Happy birthday.
Another year, you’re not old, just like your favourite car It’s a classic that’s timeless!
Corny Birthday Jokes
What music genre is unsettling when it comes to birthday party balloons? Music from the pop genre!
What food do monsters serve up at their birthday celebrations? I’m screaming for cake.
Did you know about the sale on birthday candles? It was a massive event!
Why can’t the ponies be singing happy birthday? He was a little loud.
What can you tell whether a cake for a birthday is sad? If it’s in layers
